Are you a Gold Star lesbian? (Just in case you don’t know what it means, a Gold Star lesbian is a lesbian that has never had sex with a guy and would never have any intentions of ever doing so)  

I am in a mood today so, let’s talk. Is there like a single person who stalks blogs asking this question? a team of people? or just some sad overworked gold star lesbian bot? Is there some type of relevance to this question? Is it to see if anyone actually answers it? Is it some secret society that will award you a prize for answering yes, I am a gold star lesbian or blacklist you because you aren’t? Does anyone even care if someone is or isn’t a gold star lesbian? So, get back to me once you get an answer to my questions because I probably have a few more.