I plunked down my $5 for the digital issue of NKD magazine and I am reading the article (Gasp, I know! We all know I am just there for the images). Anyway, I am reading along and hit the word “ilfe”. I am thinking what kind of crazy Aussie word is “ilfe” and not even thinking that they misspelled a word (shame on them) I go look it up. Apparently, ILFE is Inset Live Fuel Effect (a type of gas fire) used in fireplaces etc. There really isn’t any point to this story other than I think I like the gas fire definition better for Madi. Goes well with the dumpster fire happening on the show these days.