I asked my mom why she was always so chatty and friendly with the neighbours fully expecting her to explain some social rules that make no sense to me but she just looked at me dead serious and was like “we need allies for the zombie apocalypse”
people who can just plop their sweet lil heads down on their pillow and quickly fall asleep don’t know how lucky they are… i gotta construct a whole ass cinematic universe in my head with dramatic plot twists and in-depth characters to help me fall asleep
[Image Description: Tags reading “camping, canoes, friends to lovers, sharing a bed, tent, oh no we’re stuck together whatever shall we do with our lips and genitals”]
The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Apply one vigorously to the other
This is usually the reaction when you guys start going down my first post. And I swear on my pet rock I will hunt you down if you go past 2017 on my blog
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