The “destroy” option in the dragon age inventory has always amused me because apparently you can’t be bothered to place the items you don’t need in a nice chest for another adventurer to find, oh no, you have to absolutely obliterate these torn trousers because charity be damned this loot belongs to you or it belongs in pieces
Watch me and the Crew completely obliterate these 7 longswords to make room for dirt and leaves, this shiny rock I found on the ground, and some lint I discovered in my pocket.
I was babysitting a kid the other day and I asked if he watched Steven Universe and he sighed and said “I know I would like it if I watched it, and I will EVENTUALLY, I just haven’t gotten around to it yet, you know?”
Which is the answer I’d expect from a 35-year-old who just got asked if he watches House of Cards