59oz:

it’s funny when straight girls think you have an automatic crush on them because you’re gay like no Cindy you’re single for a reason

gaypeopletwitter:

happyemil:

Do you ever fangirl so hard that you just…

embarrass yourself. Alone. In your room.

fenrisofseheron:

praise-beebo:

merelybeing:

peak lesbian

I still can’t believe they did “Hitching the Uhaul to the Subaru” joke like…..peak gay

I’d like your opinion on ADC’s outfit last night at the ELLE Women’s event! It was a pretty big event and she looks like she’s wearing a night gown. 😂

geryonwoods:

geryonwoods:

I had to go look it up and I regret it. Who let her leave the house with some of grandma’s curtains? She’s done bath robe, shower curtain, couch, and now curtains. What will she pick up at next at Bed Bath & Beyond? I’m sure we’ll find out soon enough.

spot the difference

cobbor:

memes–memes:

ayalaatreides:

dynastylnoire:

coffee-cow:

keeperofthirteen:

tastefullyoffensive:

How to make Dead Chicken With Old Milk. (via jackapollo)

This actually looks good. How do we turn it into actual food.

im going into shock

Hansel and Gretel GPS took me out

This entire video is the embodiment of that “I GUESS” comic.

thefeatherofhope:

morebadbookcovers:

panelshowsource:

SUBTITLED • Always check the number before sending a dick pic. Or, better yet, don’t send dick pics to people you don’t really know.

I have a new hero.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This woman deserves a medal.