rafi-dangelo:

Dr. David Brill for Congress

Me: Oh great, another campaign ad. This one is for a district in Arizona. Nothing to do with me, so I’ll skip it.

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Me: Wait…did she say “speak up against my brother?”

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Me: Hold on…did that other lady say “our family?”

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Me: I’m….pretty sure that man said “defend our good name.”

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Me: DID DAVID BRILL JUST GET SIX OF HIS OPPONENT’S SIBILINGS IN A CAMPAIGN AD??? OMG!!

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Nobody will ever out petty that. I am forever in awe. What a blessing. I want to move to Arizona and vote for David Brill.

(JK, y’all’s mailboxes be melting and shit so I’m staying right here. But vote for Brill.)

aphrodites-law:

Our Galaxy

Clarke saves her mother’s life by accepting the original terms of the contract Abby once made with a magical being: to give away her first-born. Years later, Clarke is pregnant from a one night-stand and the magical being in charge of her case, Lexa, comes to oversee the pregnancy. To Lexa’s dismay, she finds that hell hath no fury like a pregnant Clarke scorned…

Inspired by the many witch makes a deal for your firstborn but ends up falling in love with you prompts.