rafi-dangelo:

Dr. David Brill for Congress

Me: Oh great, another campaign ad. This one is for a district in Arizona. Nothing to do with me, so I’ll skip it.

Me: Wait…did she say “speak up against my brother?”

Me: Hold on…did that other lady say “our family?”

Me: I’m….pretty sure that man said “defend our good name.”

Me: DID DAVID BRILL JUST GET SIX OF HIS OPPONENT’S SIBILINGS IN A CAMPAIGN AD??? OMG!!

Nobody will ever out petty that. I am forever in awe. What a blessing. I want to move to Arizona and vote for David Brill.

(JK, y’all’s mailboxes be melting and shit so I’m staying right here. But vote for Brill.)